FUNNY TWIST TO HINDI SONGS #7 – GHAM UTHAANE KE LIYE MAIN TO JIYE JAAYUNGA

मैखाने में जितने पैमाने हैं वो भीे शर्माएं,
मेरे साकी तो इतनी मुझे शराब दे दे,
यही सज़ा है मेरी नशा भी न चढ़े मुझको,
एक दो पेग नही मुझे बेहिसाब दे दे।

रम उठाने के लिए मैं तो पीये जाऊंगा,
हरक्युलिस, ओल्ड मोंक, नाम लिए जाऊंगा।

हाय तूने मुझे ठर्रे के सिवा कुछ न दिया,
और मैंने अंग्रेज़ी दारू के सिवा कुछ न पीया,
तूने शर्मिंदा किया संतरी पिला के मुझको,
तुझे क्या मालूम मैंने एक सिप भी न लिया।
रम उठाने के लिए मैं तो पीये जाऊंगा….

देसी दारू मुझे अब भी नहीं भाती है,
स्वाद और बदबू दोनो का जनाज़ा लेकर,
सोचता हूँ कब तूँ स्कॉच लेके आती है,
मेरी अच्छी परवरिश का इशारा लेकर।
रम उठाने के लिए मैं तो पीये जाऊंगा….

Maikhaane mein jitne paimaane hain wo bhi sharmaayen,
Mere saaki tu itani mujhe sharaab de de;
yehi saza hai meri nasha bhi na chdhe mujhako.
Ek do peg bahin mujhe behisaab de de.

Rum uthaane ke liye main to piye jaayunga,
Hercules, Old Monk, naam liye jaayunga.

Haay tune mujhe dharre ke siva kuchh na diya,
Aur maine English daaru ke siva kuchh na piya;
Tune sharminda kiya santri pila ke mujhako,
Tujhe kyaa maalum maine ek sip bhi na liya.
Rum uthaane ke liye main to piye jaayunga….

Desi daaru mujhe ab bhi nahin bhaato hai,
Swaad aur khushbu dono ka janaaza lekar;
Sochata hoon kab tu Scotch leke aati hai,
Meri achhi parvarish ka ishaara lekar.
Rum uthaane ke liye main to piye jaayunga…

Author: Sunbyanyname

I have done a long stint in the Indian Navy that lasted for nearly thirty seven years; I rose as far as my somewhat rebellious and irreverent nature allowed me to. On retirement, in Feb 2010, the first thing that occurred to me, and those around me, was that I Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (you will find an article with this title in this blog) and hadn't lost all my noodles and hence thought of a blog titled 'This 'n That'. I later realised that every third blog is called 'This 'n That' and changed the name to 'Sunbyanyname'. I detest treading the beaten track. This blog offers me to air 'another way' of looking at things. The idea is not just to entertain but also to bring about a change. Should you feel differently, you are free to leave your comments. You can leave comments even when you agree and want to share your own experience about the topic of the blog post. Impudent or otherwise, I have never been insousciant and I am always concerned about the betterment of community, nation and the world. I hope the visitors of this blog would be able to discern it.

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